1. I think part of a best friend’s job should be to\u00c2\u00a0immediately clear your computer history if you die.<\/p>\n
2. There is nothing worse than that moment during an\u00c2\u00a0argument when you realize you’re wrong.<\/p>\n
3. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap\u00c2\u00a0when I was younger.<\/p>\n
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.<\/p>\n
5. Really, how ARE you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?<\/p>\n
6. Was learning cursive really necessary?<\/p>\n
7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5.\u00c2\u00a0I’m pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.<\/p>\n
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told\u00c2\u00a0you how the person died.<\/p>\n
9. I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least kind of\u00c2\u00a0tired.<\/p>\n
10. Bad decisions make good stories.<\/p>\n
11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a\u00c2\u00a0moment at work when you know that you just aren’t going to\u00c2\u00a0do anything productive for the rest of the day.<\/p>\n
12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after\u00c2\u00a0Blu-Ray? I don’t want to have to restart my collection …\u00c2\u00a0again.<\/p>\n
13. I’m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word\u00c2\u00a0and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page\u00c2\u00a0technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.<\/p>\n
14. “Do not machine wash or tumble dry” means I will never\u00c2\u00a0wash this – ever.<\/p>\n
15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello?\u00c2\u00a0Hello? Shoot!), but when I immediately call back, it rings\u00c2\u00a0nine times and goes to voice mail. What did you do after I\u00c2\u00a0didn’t answer? Drop the phone and run away?<\/p>\n
16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and\u00c2\u00a0then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a\u00c2\u00a0waste.<\/p>\n
17. I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I\u00c2\u00a0know not to answer when they call.<\/p>\n
18. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.<\/p>\n
19. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given\u00c2\u00a0Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite\u00c2\u00a0than Kay.<\/p>\n
20. I wish Google Maps had an “Avoid Ghetto” routing option.<\/p>\n
21. Sometimes, I’ll watch a movie that I watched when I was\u00c2\u00a0younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what was going on\u00c2\u00a0when I first saw it.<\/p>\n
22. I would rather try to carry ten over-loaded plastic bags\u00c2\u00a0in each hand than take two trips to bring my groceries in.<\/p>\n
23. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I’m\u00c2\u00a0trying to finish a text.<\/p>\n
24. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between\u00c2\u00a0boredom and hunger.<\/p>\n
25. How many times is it appropriate to say “What?” before\u00c2\u00a0you just nod and smile because you still didn’t hear or\u00c2\u00a0understand a word they said?<\/p>\n
26. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of\u00c2\u00a0cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front.\u00c2\u00a0Stay strong, brothers and sisters!<\/p>\n
27. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants\u00c2\u00a0never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.<\/p>\n
28. Is it just me, or do high school kids get dumber and\u00c2\u00a0dumber every year?<\/p>\n
29. There’s no worse feeling than that millisecond you’re\u00c2\u00a0sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a\u00c2\u00a0little too far.<\/p>\n
30. Sometimes I’ll look down at my watch three consecutive\u00c2\u00a0times and still not know what time it is.<\/p>\n
31. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating\u00c2\u00a0their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and\u00c2\u00a0Pinning the Tail on the Donkey – but I’ll bet everyone can\u00c2\u00a0find and push the snooze button from three feet away, in\u00c2\u00a0about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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