All of us on Facebook have at least one of each of these types of friends on our list:
1) The “Rooster” — Always tells Facebook “Good Morning” every day.
2) The “Lurker” — Never posts or comments on your post, but reads everything, and might make reference to your status when seeing you in public.
3) The “Hyena” — Doesn’t ever really say anything, just LOLs and LMAOs at everything.
4) “Mr/Ms Popular” — Has 4,367 friends for NO reason.
5) The “Gamer” — Plays Words With Friends, Mafia Wars, Farmville, and Bejeweled Blitz, and bakes virtual cakes and stuff, etc. (ALL DAY).
6) The “Cynic” — Hates his life, and everything in it, as evidenced by the somber tone in ALL of his status updates.
7) The “Collector” — Never posts anything either, but joins every group and becomes fans of the most random stuff.
8) The “Promoter” — Always sends event invitations to things that you ultimately delete or ignore.
9) The “Liker” — Never actually says anything, but always clicks the “like” button.
10) “Drama Queen/King” — This person always posts stuff like “I can’t believe this!” or “They gonna make me snap today!” in the hopes that you will ask what happened, or
what’s wrong … but then never finishes telling the story.
11) The “News” — Always updates you on what they are doing and who they are doing it with, no matter how arbitrary.
12) The “Thief” — Steals status updates … and will probably steal this one …